In most large cities there's a tragic story that seems to repeat itself every year, where a car goes off course and plows through a bunch of pedestrians. That happened here the other day, but since it's Madison, the errant vehicle ran over a bunch of bikes.
Many of the bikes were noted to be fixed gear bikes, the dreaded steed of choice for the equally dreaded (and completely self-absorbed and delusional) hipster. The pictures in the article confirmed it.
In other news, many male hipsters were heard lamenting the fact that they will now have to sell all their low-rise woman's jeans so that they can afford to buy a replacement pair of outrageously priced performance-grade racing wheels to put on their bike they only ride to coffee shops. Because that's how they stick it to the system, man!
Nothing shows your rebellious nature like buying the most expensive products out there to impress your friends with and then pretending not to care about it.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
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