- On the tombstone, it would say "He wasn't wearing a helmet, but he was wearing his respirator."
- The other thing is, and I think I've mentioned it before, but if I am run-over by a car I want the driver's cell phone records supeona'd to see if they were talking or IM'ng at the time.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
What I Want On My Tombstone
If I am on a bike and I get run-over by a car, I'd like two things:
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"Please avenge my death" would work nicely here too.
This Saturday there was a group of people at the farmer's market with signs that said armageddon & the rapture was going to occur on May 21st, 2011. I think they were from this organization:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_end_times_prediction
If that's the case, I won't have to wait too long, although technically, rapture isn't the death of the physical body as much as it is the disappearance of it.
I don't wear a helmet either. People (coworkers, Mom, etc.) always yell at me for it.
Thanks Amestress. Since the time of this post I've actually started wearing a helmet, but it's a skateboarding helmet which more or less provides the same level of protection as a bike helmet but which looks a little less nerdy. It's not as well-ventilated as a bike helmet, but it seems to work as well for other matters. In Madison you'll see many cyclists using skateboarding helmets, at least until the summer heats up.
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